October 1, 2018
International Day of Older Persons

BIRTHDAYS

Walter Matthau 1920
Richard Harris 1930
Julie Andrews 1935

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*10/01/18 The Wizard of Oz Special Edition: 200+ amazing photos.
*09/26/18 The Oprah Magazine Special Let It Go!: Your guide to a simpler, more serene life.
*06/26/18 Natural Beauty: Simple & smart ways to get gorgeous.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

An orangutan’s arms are twice as long as its legs.
— October Ranger RIck

A lobster’s teeth are in its stomach.
— October Ranger Rick Jr

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

THE BANSHEE OF BELOIT HAS CORRECTLY PREDICTED 37 DEATHS ACROSS SOUTHERN WISCONSIN

SOME CANDY CORN IS EDIBLE!

MUMMY ON DISPLAY AT BRITISH MUSEUM DISAPPEARED DAYS BEFORE SERIES OF MYSTERIOUS DEATHS IN BLOOMSBURY

3^rd GRADE FIELD TRIP TO SLUGHTERHOUSE CANCELLED

SCIENTISTS SAY IN FUTURE AUTUMNS THE LEAVES MAY START TURNING BLACK

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If, on the day after Halloween, you dump your pumpkins in just the right places in the woods you can both feed the deer and creep out hikers.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Al Bumen